Buyer Beware: Seller doesn't think you have 'enough mustache' to buy his truck - WPTZ The Champlain Valley

Unfortunately, Jon, the truck’s owner, doesn’t think you have "enough mustache" to handle such a cool truck. According to the ad, the truck offers a lot of bang for the $2,500, including a 352-cubic inch V-8, a new process 435 four-speed transmission, a Dana rear-end, a 9-foot stepside bed and manual steering. If you don’t have $2,500 for the truck, Jon is willing to accept a 1959 Massey Ferguson 85 in trade. Below is the complete text of the ad:. 1967 Ford F350. You want this truck. - $2500 (Ferrisburgh, vt). I know you want it. But I don't think you can handle this much cool. You don't have nearly enough mustache to take on a truck this awesome. It's a 1967 Ford F350. 352 cu. inch V-8. NP-435 4-speed. Manual steering (Ford didn't put power steering in their 1-tons until 1973, which was the same year the entire corporation was neutered). The Good: You have to be told what's good about this truck. The Bad: Well, if you don't know how to drive an older 4 speed manual transmission, then this truck will probably annoy you. But let's be honest, it was built in 1967, and if you were the type of person who could handle this truck, your facial hair would frighten the rust away. Source: www.wptz.com