The Conversion of an Apathetic Driver - Esquire
There is an Audi S6 in my driveway. Here's what I know about the Audi S6. It costs more than seventy big. It's got something called a V-10. It's black. Outside of that, all I can say is that the car looks ridiculous in front of my little house. It looks lost, and a little pissed, like it has wandered into the wrong neighborhood, like it's hoping wealthier cats will soon come retrieve it. My neighbor steps out onto his porch and looks over the car. Did I mention that I don't know anything at all about cars. Never cared to. Cars move me only literally. But back to the Audi. Have I mentioned that it's black. A very serious black. Audi calls it brilliant black. But I'm thinking it's more of a motorcade black. Business black. This looks like a car that means business. This looks like a car that means money. The interior even smells like money. Serious dads with serious cars. Because I am nervous and stupid to begin with, but also because cars like the S6 are designed, I think, to make you nervous. You're paying to feel something. Source: www.esquire.com
